Roger

The resident of both #3 and #13 Teenth St. He’s also the house.

Roger is an enormous, pretentious, cantankerous old oak tree whose primary goals mostly involve property values in some nebulous way. He does not like the abandoned subway station next door to him, and he likes its inhabitant even less. Public transit brings undesirables to the neighborhood, and he can’t stand for that!

When he’s angry (which is often), he throws branches and acorns at people. A small industry has sprung up around collecting and using these bits of wood, and making sure none of the acorns take root and become even more Rogers.


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