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  • Hedge Maze

    I know it looks like it’s a straight line from one end to the other, but trust me, once you get inside, it’s way more challenging than you’d think. Even […]

  • A Potato

    Debut: Episode 0 International man of mystery. Wealthy and eccentric recluse. A deep and complex carbohydrate. Who is he? How did he come by his fortune? Has he always lived […]

  • Rocketship Graveyard

    Every so often, a rocketship crashes in Malan’s neighborhood. There’s a big smoldering lot full of the wreckage of countless failed attempts at space exploration. Whenever there’s a crash, the […]

  • Malan

    An Eremetic Spirited of the order of the Vance who Turns Tales into Reality

    The princess of a storybook that just so happens to be the pop-up book that she calls home, nestled between the charismatic Potato and a Dracula, is Malan.

    The almost quintessential librarian look is Malan’s go to, aside from her near constant lack of shoes. Awkward and quiet, Malan’s goal is to go on an adventure worthy of writing about.

  • Grizz

    Debut: Episode 0 The huge man on the motorbike, towing Fartown’s premiere miniature tea shop behind him. Grizz is a laid-back and amiable man, happy to help his friends and […]

  • The Prime Archive

    A beautiful state-pf-the-art library. It’s also the closest thing The Professor has to a home. You can find virtually any information you’re looking for here, thanks to the upsettingly helpful […]

  • Eleventeenth Street

    A Connected Galant of the Order of the Makers who Hosts a Legion

    Eleventeenth Street is a grimy, abandoned subway station under a park on the edge of Far Town. It's also the namesake of the unrefined, chain-smoking Maker who calls it his home and workshop.

    Eleventeenth Street is the sort of person who sees things from a practical perspective; one that doesn't always leave room for the immaterial. Carrying around a head full of demons wherever he goes, Eleveneenth Street’s peculiar brand of creativity is bound to leave a mark on the Actuality.

  • Blockbuster

    Do you need something? Maybe you need a rototiller for a project, or you need to borrow a moving van. You can find it all at Blockbuster! You can borrow […]

  • Bokko

    Debut: Episode 0 It’s hard to say what she was like when she was alive. Now that she’s dead, she haunts her old workplace, the Prime Archive. Just generally miserable, […]

  • Professor

    A Mendicant Stoic of the order of Weavers who Listens to the Whispers The Prime Archive. Fartown’s most prominent library. It is mostly quiet (save for the singing librarian) and you seat yourself at an empty table. Except, it’s not empty, is it? There’s a scruffy-looking bearded man seated and asleep in one of the chairs! Was he here the whole time? Strange, you never noticed before. He wakes, eyes you wearily, excuses himself, and harrumphs off to the Sub Basement across the street. It’s almost baffling to consider that he might even have the loose change to afford a cup of coffee, much less a meal. You catch a glimpse of the weighty tome he fell asleep on: “Perspectives in Theoretical Historiography“. Was he even reading this?

  • The Sub-Prime Archive

    A sandwich shop specializing in sauce that tastes like your most treasured dreams and fantasies come to life. It’s a little pricey, but well worth it, and it’s popular among […]

  • Er-ish

    Debut: Episode 0 Roger is inhabited by a single person, an actual person. This person, who wears a trenchcoat that fits perfectly and is not at all lumpy, only has […]

  • Doctor

    Debut: Episode 0 An easygoing and cheerful fellow, Only Rachel’s next-door neighbor is educated, talented, and resourceful. What is his education, you ask? Oh, he’s got his doctorate. What doctorate? […]

  • Madame Nessie

    Debut: Episode 0 The cheerful morning shift librarian at the Prime Archive spends most of her time singing and fixing books that have become mysteriously misplaced. She loves her job, […]

  • Public Art

    It looks like a pile of shiny silver spheres. I’m sure it means something very deep. The disheveled man at the library insists there’s something else going on with it. […]

  • Roger

    The resident of both #3 and #13 Teenth St. He’s also the house. Roger is an enormous, pretentious, cantankerous old oak tree whose primary goals mostly involve property values in […]

  • A Dracula

    Debut: Episode 0 Malan’s next-door neighbor. He exactly adheres to every single vampire myth. Is he really a Dracula? Like, he seems to be making a really big deal of […]