Fartown
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Sub-Basement
It tastes exactly like Sub-Prime, at a much lower price. Well, it only tastes exactly like Sub-Prime if your fantasy is being buried alive, which, hey, who are we to […]
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I Promise You Can Leave If You Want
In the middle of the enchanted forest district, there is a nightclub. It’s a completely safe and normal nightclub accessed through a fairy ring, a circle of mushrooms surrounded by […]
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The Moebius Strip Mall
You can probably find everything you’re looking for here! It takes forever to walk end-to-end, so it’s hard to put together an exact directory of it. Only Rachel likes to […]
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Nightclub Next Door
Next door to the Prime Archive is an upside-down nightclub. It’s a pretty hopping place, if a little bit grimy. It’s hard to clean the floor when the floor is […]
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Boost Your Juice
When you’re feeling low, you can get a needle in your butt that puts some “pep in your step”. Probably it’s bee pollen?
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Hedge Maze
I know it looks like it’s a straight line from one end to the other, but trust me, once you get inside, it’s way more challenging than you’d think. Even […]
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Rocketship Graveyard
Every so often, a rocketship crashes in Malan’s neighborhood. There’s a big smoldering lot full of the wreckage of countless failed attempts at space exploration. Whenever there’s a crash, the […]
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The Prime Archive
A beautiful state-pf-the-art library. It’s also the closest thing The Professor has to a home. You can find virtually any information you’re looking for here, thanks to the upsettingly helpful […]
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Blockbuster
Do you need something? Maybe you need a rototiller for a project, or you need to borrow a moving van. You can find it all at Blockbuster! You can borrow […]
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The Sub-Prime Archive
A sandwich shop specializing in sauce that tastes like your most treasured dreams and fantasies come to life. It’s a little pricey, but well worth it, and it’s popular among […]
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Public Art
It looks like a pile of shiny silver spheres. I’m sure it means something very deep. The disheveled man at the library insists there’s something else going on with it. […]
